Putting together an IKEA bed, without instructions, can make the world turn into the slowest moving, most crabby place in seconds.
The heat is on too high, there isn't enough light, you suddenly have to pee, but your old mattress is blocking the bathroom door......I figured out the answer to all of the aforementioned problems though: Egg Nog ice cream.
WHOEVER UNLEASHED THIS SUPER POWER HAS BEEN SITTING ON SOMETHING FOR FAR TOO LONG!!!!
Being a bit of an ice cream connoisseur, I have my pros and cons regarding this brand of ice cream.
- s'ice cream!
- it doesn't come in the wimpy haagen daas sized container (I tend to frown upon wee "gourmet" cartons of ice cream, as they're usually purchased by individuals who can restrict themselves to a measly little bowl of ice cream whenever they have a craving - way to have self control guys!!), she's hatched into a hefty 2L tub!!
- it combines my two favourite edible products in this world: ice cream, and egg nog