Starbucks sandwiches and I could become pretty tight if I had an unlimited budget for that kind of thing. Although the mysterious "Italian Cheese" that was one of my bud's main ingredients kind of has me trippin'. What are you trying to say, Starbucks? That I'm not knowledgeable enough to know my cheeses? That my scope isn't capable of handling another variety of cheese?! That my oggling the cheese counter at my local grocery store is just my dumb way of not trying to learn about additions to the cheese world, but instead to just add a few extra contours to my soft physique?!