People are saying it's "cold" outside....

I'm sure there have been endless articles written about "subway etiquette," but SHHIIITTTT, guy!!
I understand that you woke up late, and you haven't had your morning coffee - but being a bitch with a huge shoulder bag IS NOT, who doesn't want to hold the subway railing like a minion, so you sway back and forth, and jam your stupid heels into my foot when the subway jerks to a halt, IS NOTmaking me feel sympathy for you.
AND ANOTHER THING!!!
Is it really necessary for Bay Street dude to read A WHOLE NEWSPAPER on a crowded car?!? like....a Globe and Mail - NOT JUST A METRO...A WHOLE FREAKIN' PAPER!!!
DO THAT AN HOUR FROM NOW WHEN YOU BUY YOUR $9 COFFEE, AND SIT IN YOUR BIG OL' EXECUTIVE OFFICE, DUDE!!!!!!!!!