9:00pm: Hopped into a cab, as I was late to meet up with my posse with impeccable style. Anderson and Sanderson!
9:01pm: Realized that I had been granted the opportunity to sit in THE CAB OF ALL CABS.
When did gmail give me the option of being a total girl!?!?! SLOTH FRIDAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK BONGZILLA, BUT MIXED WITH THIS LEDERHOSENED BARN YARD ANIMAL:
STYLISTA IS ON TONIGHT!
FROM THE PROMOS IT LOOKS LIKE DANIELLE HAS A "FAT CHICK IN A SKINNY GIRL'S WORLD" BREAK DOWN!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!
SMIRNOFF CAME OUT WITH A MOJITO COCKTAIL MIX!?!?!?!?!??!
I WAS SENT A FREE BAR OF SOAP IN THE MAIL TODAY!?!?!?!!?!??!?!
THE ONLY THING I'M ASKING FOR FOR CHRISTMAS IS A TRIP TO THE DENTIST!?!?!?!?!
I'M THE ONLY APARTMENT IN MY COMPLEX WITHOUT SOME FORM OF FESTIVE DOORMAT!?!??!?!
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED FROM THIS BLOG YET?
MY 4-H GOIN', MONTREAL LIVIN', LADY FOOT PERVIN' FRIEND, GRAHAM LESLIE, DREW THIS MASTERPIECE BACK IN THE DAYS OF YORE.
I WILL BE FOREVER PROUD TO CALL THIS YOUNG MAN A FRIEND, AS HE HAS MORE TALENT THAN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH - THIS GUY INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME FOR THAT REASON, BUT I THINK I SCARE HIM TOO (DUH!!!), SO WE COO'.
READ MY DAMN BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victoria's Secret is being accused of manufacturing bras responsible for injuring customers, causing rashes, hives and even permanent scarring, according to a lawsuit filed in Ohio.
37-year old Roberta Ritter filed the lawsuit against the company May 14, claiming the Angels Secret Embrace and Very Sexy Extreme Me Push-Up bras she purchased made skin erupt in red, itchy welts.
In an interview with ABC News, Ritter complained, "I had the welts ... very red, hot to the touch, extremely inflamed, blistery. It itched profusely. I couldn't sleep, waking up itching."
Ritter's lawyers they had similar bras tested at a lab which revealed they contained formaldehyde.
A Victoria's Secret spokesperson said the company is investigating the complaints and released this statement:
"We are sorry that a small number of people have had an issue and we want to help them determine the cause. Customer safety and satisfaction are always our primary concerns and we take seriously any issues our customers may have with our products."
Ritter's lawyers claims they've been contacted by dozens of other women who have experienced similar problems and hope to be part of a class action lawsuit.
AS IF I HAD THE TIME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE A "NEWS STYLE" STORY ABOUT SOME BITCH WHO HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO A DEVICE THAT'S AROUND SO THAT DUDES CAN LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT!?!?!?!?
I TOTALLY STOLE THE ABOVE ARTICLE FROM KTLA.COM
THANKS CHUMPS!!!!!!!!! SEE Y'ALL AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!!!
Songs that you used to make you go nuts in high school, that now make you dry heave in embarassment........311!!!
The colder the temperature gets, the dumber/more aggressive/scary the people who use the TTC get.
I boarded, and was immediately shoved towards one of those 'brones that leans up against the whole subway pole. This bitch wasn't just gingerly holding onto the rail like the unspoken rules say you should - nope!!! She was doing the full on "I hope no one else needs to hold onto this pole as we jostle along to our destination - cause my privileged side needs aaalllllllll-o-dis" stance.