I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!!!

Amy Emel!
I am in the midst of making you the card of all birthday cards!!!
NEVER BEFORE HAS A BIRTHDAY CARD BEEN SO INVOLVED, AND INTRICATE....EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THOSE GREETING CARDS THAT ARE HANDCRAFTED BY BLIND, 3rd WORLD CHILDREN, AND ARE THEN SOLD AT FALL FAIRS, THAT ALL MOMS SEEM TO GO APESHIT OVER
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SORRY TO TOTALLY PSYCH YOU OUT, AMY!!!