I probably put olive oil under my armpits, instead of deodorant. I probably packed a chunk of spinach for lunch, instead of one of my shitty frozen dinners. I'm probably wearing embarrassingly stained tights, and a skirt with previous deodorant stains on it....hopefully people at work just think to themselves: "huh - she must be one of those poor souls that the blackout affected. I should buy her lunch" FINGERS CROSSED!! MY WAVY HAIR AND I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED!!