Diane Von Furstenberg Tatia (Camel/Bark/Orange Suede) - Diane Von..., $280
Striped Tennis Bag, $1,275
YSL Poppy Cuff Red, $595
nOir Jewelry - Necklaces - Deco Cubism Bugle Bead, $300
Gold heart stud earrings, 8 GBP
Buy.com - BLACK & WHITE 8"" WIDE LARGE BRIM STRAW BEACH FLOPPY HAT, $38
Alexander Wang Gold feline sunglasses, 215 GBP
Trish McEvoy 'Be Prepared' Beauty Emergency Card for Lips, $32
COACH POPPY EAU DE PARFUM SPRAY | Nordstrom.com, $60
Heart Chatsworth Teacup & Saucer - Table Top Nina Campbell, 9.99 GBP
Cross Stitch Love Badge, 12 GBP
Vivienne Westwood Red Label Leather jacket, $1,025
Missoni Mare Ventimiglia crochet-knit sarong skirt, $430
Women's AE Solid Tights - American Eagle Outfitters, $50
Tribtoo suede pumps, $795
Womens's ACCESSORIES - bags - The Railway Rucksack - Madewell, $175
Colleen Necklace, Hemimorphite, $440
Ray Cuff, $80
Felt Floppy Hat, $50
Estee Lauder 'Wild Violet Pure Color' Long Lasting Lipstick, $24
All by Cutler and Gross | NET-A-PORTER.COM, 240 GBP
Nokia 6700 classic Gold
Asymmetric Swimsuit, $820
Cacharel shorts BLUE, 168 GBP
J Platform Sandals - Nude - A3201, $635
Gepa Napa Gaufre Zip-Around Wallet, $555
Rope Gold Medium Hinge Bracelet, $350
AQA CONTEMPORARY OPALS - OPAL RING, 4.961 EUR
DELFINA DELETTREZ 1.96 Carats Mounted Cognac Diamond 18k Gold Ring
4K Gold Plated and Black Double Sunburst Necklace, 80 GBP
Ruby Dust Pave Button Clip Earring, $148
J Hartmann Reserve Belting Leather PASSPORT COVER, $45
Lucia Summer Safari/Gold Metal, $280
Yves Saint Laurent 'Rouge Volupte Pearl' Lipstick, $34
Hampton Sun SPF 30 Lotion 4 oz, $35
Nail Polish - Arabesque, $17
A LOUIS VUITTON TRUNK AND TWO TRAVEL BOXES, | FIRST HALF 20TH CENTURY,...
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This episode I have titled "If you run into me on the streetcar in the morning, these are the following items that have helped me along (as of 8:30am):
Remember a while back when everyone was going ape shit for Moroccan Oil?! Yours truly had a moment or two of justifying spending a good chunk of her pay cheque on hair care, but reality kicked in, and I needed a financially responsible substitute. Welcome, Argan Oil! It has all the fancy qualities of Moroccan Oil, at like...a quarter of the price!
You've already heard me yammer on about my grandmother's cashmere face thanks to this stuff, so I'll stop myself. It's the best, and doves will mistake your face for heaven when they land on it.
Everyday when I look in the mirror, there is at least ONE hair on my head that is out of place, and annoying the shit out of me - enter scissors.
Long story short: hippie dad introduced me. The weird relationship I had with body odour disappeared the moment I learned how to use this thing. Let's not talk about the embarrassing story involving me not knowing you have to wet the Crystal before applying it to you underarms for the first week of our relationship. whoops!
WELL LA-DEE-DAH, I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB AND CAN BUY A NICE THING OR TWO EVERY BLUE MOON! Truth is: I really hate suuuuper floral fragrances, and if I smell one more vanilla fragrance, I'm going to hurl!
Got a rough patch? It'll smooth it out! Feel like your lips are about to fall off your face, and there's no chapstick in sight? It'll be your siren's song!
The deuce: Frizz Ease Secret Weapon
I came to a screeching realization a few years ago that I'll never be one of those people who spends gobs of money on their hair. So why bother with expensive products that will maayybbee make my hair look fantastic, but will not allow me the opportunity to order a pizza once in a while, because I'm FLAT ASS BROKE?!?!
TRES: Nivea First Kiss Lip Balm (way to have a twitter account, yo!)
Growing up, the only beauty secret that I knew of my grandmother's was that she STRICTLY used Nivea products. Now, when I say my grandmother was a total babe, I'm not just saying that because she was my grandma - I'm preaching the truth! My hopes are that I have some of her wicked skin genes, and that I'll ease into my retirement years w/ drop dead gorgeous skin. FINGERS CROSSED!
Vier: Burt's Bees Hand Salve
My father is one of those refined hippies that has a well paying job, and an SUV. Every Christmas, he fills our stockings with products that I guarantee, no other child gets! Take for example (if you will) this years haul: a mini frying pan fit for one egg, a deodorant crystal, and a "picture a day" calendar about the history of shoes. I LOVE YOU, DAD! YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I'M FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO USING THE HAND SALVE YOU GOT ME!
Did I ever tell you about the time I thought it'd be a bright idea to get acrylic nails?! I wish that I had a crew following me around to document my every move for about a week following that experience. Every movement, from taking my wallet out of my bag, to buttoning my jeans in the morning was complete AGONY! When the time came to remove my Flo Jo's, I was horrified to learn that my temporary claws had left my own wee nails underneath brittle, bendy, and unfit to enter into a social situation. This product took care of that problem lickety split.
I can't even really excuse myself for being "busy" - because:
a) it's winter (what the hell am I doing other than watching The Bachelor, and continuing on my eternal quest to shed lbs. at the gym?)
b) the only new hobby I've taken up is guitar lessons (and I can already tell you that I'm ready to quit)
Unfortunately I was blessed with one of those mentalities of "if I'm not a pro at this sport/activity/lifestyle/hairdo in half an hour, I'M OVER IT!!!"
Can I tell you something that did shake up my robust social sched. as of late?!?!
Please let me introduce you to ROBOSAURUS.
He's just your average 42 foot tall, car eating dinosaur!EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!
A Demolition Derby is key to any sporting event that features dirt, truck exhaust, fire, and beer!
I hope they realize they stuck out like sore thumbs, and just reeked of "mom topped up my chequeing account, so my bros and I are going out on the town!"