1 MORE DAY UNTIL WE'RE EATING PIZZA IN A HOT TUB!!!
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES HOT TUBS!??!
AFTER I AM AS WRINKLY AS A PRUNE, DUE TO OVER-HOT TUBBIN', I'M GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THE CASINO, AND WIN MILLIONS, SO THAT I CAN FIND A CURE FOR THE LIL' DUDE ABOVE!
I WALKED BY A CONVENIENCE STORE LAST NIGHT - IS LOTTO 649 SERIOUSLY UP TO $33 MILLION!?!?!?
WINNING HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY WOULD HELP ME IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:
- paying of my debts (BBBBOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!)
- outfitting my sweet pad in shit that make people puke they're so jealous
- buying a bike that doesn't make my legs cramp/spasm every time I hit a hill
- being able to purchase my friends wicked gifts
YOUR FINGERS BEING CROSSED ONLY MAKES IT MORE LIKELY THAT I WILL BUY YOU PREZZIES!!!!!!!!