I've been sitting on my parents' couch allll morning, reading the paper, and eating bran muffins, and the only traffic outside of their window has been a pair of fiercly dressed pugs.
NO CARS, NO TRUCKS, NO DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS WEARING INAPPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR, NO HOBOS TOWING SHOPPING CARTS FULL OF REFUNDABLE GLASS BOTTLES!
NOTHING!!!!!
JUST PUGS - WEARING MATCHING PINK AND BLUE NORTH FACE PUPPY JACKETS!
PEACE OUT, Y'ALL - I'M OFF TO BUY PRODUCTS THAT OAKVILLE, ONTARIO HAS TO OFFER ME!
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