The Duff ain't got nothin' on me!!

HAVE YOU BEEEEEN TO A WAL MART IN THE SUBURBS LATELY!?!?!?!?!?!!!
DUDE - IT'S THE SIZE OF 4 SUPERMARKETS, COMBINED!!
My mom almost got into a fist fight with another couple yesterday, while I was helping her shop for dish detergent.
As she puts it:
"They were a couple of 20somethings, and they came up right behind me and starting shrieking EXCUUUUSE ME!! EXCUUUSE ME!! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE AISLE!!!
To which I just turned around and said - I'MMMM SHHOPPPPPPIINNNGGGGG!!!!!"
The whole way home she went on an on about how my generation should be renamed the "ME GENERATION," as the majority of people in their 20s think they're the only people on the planet (I would have to agree, having spent a large quantity of my time around them), and their every whim should be responded to, and acted upon, IMMEDIATELY.
It's scary to think, but I almost 100% agree with my mom, and her hatred for "the younger generation."
A perfect example involving myself happened last week, when I was attempting to make it to the subway on the coldest day of the year.
A gaggle of 20somethings were walking in a big jumble towards me.
Naturally (you would think!), the reaction of the big group would be:
"huh..there's ONE person approaching, we better split up our huge brat-pack, and make way for her to get past!"
Instead...I was pretty much pushed into the snow drift because none of them wanted to break up their conversation about how THEY COULDN'T WAAAAIIITTTT to check out the new shipment of leggings at American Apparel.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!