BACON CLOUD!!!!!!!(be warned)

THINK BONGZILLA, BUT MIXED WITH THIS LEDERHOSENED BARN YARD ANIMAL:

STYLISTA IS ON TONIGHT!
FROM THE PROMOS IT LOOKS LIKE DANIELLE HAS A "FAT CHICK IN A SKINNY GIRL'S WORLD" BREAK DOWN!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!
SMIRNOFF CAME OUT WITH A MOJITO COCKTAIL MIX!?!?!?!?!??!

I WAS SENT A FREE BAR OF SOAP IN THE MAIL TODAY!?!?!?!!?!??!?!

THE ONLY THING I'M ASKING FOR FOR CHRISTMAS IS A TRIP TO THE DENTIST!?!?!?!?!

I'M THE ONLY APARTMENT IN MY COMPLEX WITHOUT SOME FORM OF FESTIVE DOORMAT!?!??!?!



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