13.11.08

Jack Cafferty could live in that thing!


Victoria's Secret is being accused of manufacturing bras responsible for injuring customers, causing rashes, hives and even permanent scarring, according to a lawsuit filed in Ohio.
37-year old Roberta Ritter filed the lawsuit against the company May 14, claiming the Angels Secret Embrace and Very Sexy Extreme Me Push-Up bras she purchased made skin erupt in red, itchy welts.
In an interview with ABC News, Ritter complained, "I had the welts ... very red, hot to the touch, extremely inflamed, blistery. It itched profusely. I couldn't sleep, waking up itching."
Ritter's lawyers they had similar bras tested at a lab which revealed they contained formaldehyde.
A Victoria's Secret spokesperson said the company is investigating the complaints and released this statement:
"We are sorry that a small number of people have had an issue and we want to help them determine the cause. Customer safety and satisfaction are always our primary concerns and we take seriously any issues our customers may have with our products."
Ritter's lawyers claims they've been contacted by dozens of other women who have experienced similar problems and hope to be part of a class action lawsuit.

***DISCLAIMER***
AS IF I HAD THE TIME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE A "NEWS STYLE" STORY ABOUT SOME BITCH WHO HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO A DEVICE THAT'S AROUND SO THAT DUDES CAN LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT!?!?!?!?

I TOTALLY STOLE THE ABOVE ARTICLE FROM KTLA.COM
THANKS CHUMPS!!!!!!!!! SEE Y'ALL AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!!!

3 comments:

Jodie said...

You know, if youre that bored, you could always come over and smoke some pot with me sometime.

Cause like, pizza tastes even better after

PIZZA said...

COULD I BLOG ABOUT THE PIZZA EATING AFTERWARDS!!?!?!?!?!

Jodie said...

i would expect no less!