CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE THE FIRST GUY PLAYING "THE ENTERTAINER" FOR YOU IN SOME TROPICAL SALOON!?!?!?!?!
I'D BE EATING SOME SWEET TRIPLE DECKER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, FROM OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE, JOSE THE THREE FINGERED SLOTH WOULD SAUNTER UP TO THE PIANO, LOOKING ALL FINE AND STUFF!!!!
YOU KNOW THE TYPE! DON'T FRONT! HE'D BE ALL "AH CHA CHA CHA!!!," AND TIPPING THE WAITER WAY TOO MUCH!! EVEN THOUGH HE PLAYS THE FUCKIN' PIANO FOR CHUMPS LIKE ME - IN A SALOON! IN THE RAINFOREST!
AND THEN, BUTTERCUP (AKA - THE SLOTH CHILLIN' IN THE WICKER HAMMOCK, FEATURED ABOVE) WOULD TOTALLY COME OUT FROM BEHIND THIS VELVET CURTAIN, AND DO THESE SEDUCTIVE SLOTH MOVES!
HOT!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER!
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