NO WONDER I DIG SWEET RIFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

It feels like I've failed the world wide web, with my sporadic updates this past week.

You've had to search "the Googles" for your very own Friday-themed sloth montage.
Wondering what I scored on Christmas Day has been a mystery until this very moment!!!

WAS THERE A Wii UNDER DEH McLAREN TREE!?!?!?!?!?

2008 - in retrospect - has been a year of understanding/growing old, and filling my brain with "life experiences", and can be directly related to the gift I received from my parents: FINALLY.....a trip to the dentist!!!

An electric toothbrush, some fly "lounge wear" from Roots, and a trip to the dentist - 2009, HERE I COME!!!

I'm pretty sure the electric toothbrush is around to symbolize chipping away at unnecessary bullshit that's currently taking up too much of my highly desired time.

The sweat suit?!? Maybe it was given to me as a kick in the pants that I need to get myself motivated enough to go back to the gym. My lard ass has been growing it's own lard ass lately, and if I keep that up - I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A Wii!!! IT WON'T FIT IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME!!!!!

And lastly - the dentist.

A journey that I have been asking for for almost 10 years now.

Thankfully, I was born with teeth that don't look like they're trying to escape my mouth. But I want to keep them looking that way, so there's the occasional bout of upkeep involved.

What's been surprisingly, the most interesting observation over the holiday season, is what I did with a Winners gift card that I received over Christmas.

Instead of buying ANOTHER cardigan, or blowing it on underwear that I don't wear outside, I responsibly purchased towels (Egyptian cotton, yo), and a shoe organizer that hangs over my closet door!

I'm even thinking about going back, and buying wooden hangers.

GROWN UP HANGERS!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, GUYS!!!

CATCH UP, OR MY RRSP YEARLY OVERVIEW WILL LEAVE Y'ALL IN THE DUST!