WE DIDN'T GO TO NO CASINO :(

DUE TO THE STUPID SNOW, WE CANCELLED OUR TRIP TO THE LAND OF POSSIBILITIES, SO SECONDARY PLANS HAD TO BE MADE.

THOSE PLANS INCLUDED TREKKING TO A LESBIAN BAR, ON THE OFF CHANCES THAT BUSY RAMONE FROM READY OR NOT WAS GOING TO BE DOING AN IMPROMPTU SET OF HER "CRAZY, FEMINIST-BASED DRUM CIRCLE BEST."

FINAL VERDICT: SCREW YOU, BUSY!!!!!!!!

I HAD MY BUTT FONDLED, AND COMPLIMENTS THROWN MY WAY (GROSS!!!!!!) FROM EVERY DIRECTION, JUST TO SEE YOU GET UP ON THE BAR, AND LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, SMELLIN' LIKE PATCHOULI!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT NO!!!

SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THEIR 1994 LAYER, SO YOU DECIDED TO STAY HOME. SAY HI TO THE FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALS FOR ME!!!!

THE NEXT DAY I ATTENDED A PARTY WHERE IT ENDED UP FEELING LIKE I BABYSAT 90% OF THE ATTENDANTS.

IT'S KIND OF GROSS WHEN YOU SEE A 19 YEAR OLD HITTING ON A MID-30SOMETHING YEAR OLD - BUT I GUESS WHEN FREE BOOZE IS INVOLVED, IT'S EASIER TO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT TOTAL CREEP ACCEPTING THE STIFF ADVANCES OF A TEEN.

THIS WEEK TOTALLY INVOLVES ME HANGING OUT AT A RETIREMENT HOME, AND CHILLIN' WITH OUR FAMILY FRIEND, GENE WALLIS!!!!

THIS BITCH HAS STYLE 'TILL THE COWS COME HOME.

SHE WEARS THESE MARABOU HIGH HEEL-TYPE SLIPPER THINGS, DESPITE HAVING TO WALK WITH A HIDEOUS OL' WALKER.

I'LL TRY AND HAVE AN IMPROMPTU "GENE WALLIS PHOTO SESSION" WHEN SHE GRACES MY PRESENCE ON FRIDAY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL!!!!!