Craigslist Missed Connections - My Favourite So Far

We danced together at the bar last weekend, after my BFF requested "Yeah."

You had spiky highlights and a shiny shirt.

I was the girl with the chunky hi-lites (just got 'em!) and the tank top that says "I Heart Justin."

You said you thought my ruffled skirt & stiletto flip-flops were sexy even though some bicth in the bathroom called me fat.

Your a good dancer, and I thought you looked like Chad Michael Murray but that may have been the blow job shots talking. But I don't care! Let's grind again, hottie. talk 2 u lata!