Guys, I can't even apologize for the degree of lazy I've been these past few weeks!!
I can't even really excuse myself for being "busy" - because:
a) it's winter (what the hell am I doing other than watching The Bachelor, and continuing on my eternal quest to shed lbs. at the gym?)
b) the only new hobby I've taken up is guitar lessons (and I can already tell you that I'm ready to quit)
Unfortunately I was blessed with one of those mentalities of "if I'm not a pro at this sport/activity/lifestyle/hairdo in half an hour, I'M OVER IT!!!"
Can I tell you something that did shake up my robust social sched. as of late?!?!
MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!
I can't even really excuse myself for being "busy" - because:
a) it's winter (what the hell am I doing other than watching The Bachelor, and continuing on my eternal quest to shed lbs. at the gym?)
b) the only new hobby I've taken up is guitar lessons (and I can already tell you that I'm ready to quit)
Unfortunately I was blessed with one of those mentalities of "if I'm not a pro at this sport/activity/lifestyle/hairdo in half an hour, I'M OVER IT!!!"
Can I tell you something that did shake up my robust social sched. as of late?!?!
MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!
As in any sport, it's important to keep up-to-date w/ the latest athletes who're rising above, and "snappin' necks and/or cashing cheques"
Please let me introduce you to ROBOSAURUS.He's just your average 42 foot tall, car eating dinosaur!
EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!
A Demolition Derby is key to any sporting event that features dirt, truck exhaust, fire, and beer!
(please excuse this last photo - it was taken out of sheer horror that there are doofuses THIS EXTREME that would go to the lengths of dressing up like skids to "shock" the legion of fans that attend the Monster Trucks.
I hope they realize they stuck out like sore thumbs, and just reeked of "mom topped up my chequeing account, so my bros and I are going out on the town!"
I hope they realize they stuck out like sore thumbs, and just reeked of "mom topped up my chequeing account, so my bros and I are going out on the town!"
HEY WRONGBAR - HOWSABOUT YOU PUT DOWN YOUR IPHONE, AND HUG YOUR TWO GIRLFRIENDS OVER THERE! THEY'RE LOOKING LONELY, AND UNAPPRECIATED!
p.s.
YOU'RE A TOTAL TOOL!
2 comments:
i gots the lazy bones.
i've been to a monster truck rally and there were three kids shirtless with make up all over their chests..hard to the core
My favourites include:
- the chubby wee ones that rip off their shirts, and whip them over their heads in excitement
- the ones with parents who're generous enough to purchase them a $60 Gravedigger plush (flash forward to 10 minutes later when they're totally bored, and ready for a $12 iced tea)
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