14.5.10
Words I would like to banish from a young person's vocabulary (EPISODE ONE)
1. Random
Ran-dom[ran-duhm] – adjective
proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
Example: "OMG LINDSAY! DID YOU SEE THE THE SHOES TYRELL WAS WEARING WITH HIS AMERICAN APPAREL HOODIE TODAY!?!?! SO RANDOM!!!"
Example: "OMG JANELLE! YOU ALWAYS COME TO PARTIES WITH THE MOST RANDOM DRINK!! I MEAN...RED BULL, AND CRANBERRY!?!?! RAAAAAANDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
Every second word out of their mouth is proclaiming how random, and different they're being. SHUT UP - YOU'RE ALL WEARING THE SAME UGLY-ASS BOOTS, AND HIDEOUS BOHO HEADBAND THAT MAKES YOUR FOREHEAD LOOK UNDERDEVELOPED!!"
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, this is all I ever talk about! I am all frigging over your bloog today. It is though. RANDON HAS LOST ALL MEANING OF THE WORD. A guy walking into a party that you maybe don't know IS NOT THAT A RANDOM. It's a dude, walking into a party. GOD, stop being so insanely surprised at every non-action action that goes on in the world turds!!
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