DID YOU KNOW THAT A TTC DAY PASS (ON A WEEKDAY) IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE ADULT?!?!
AS OPPOSED TO EITHER SATURDAY, OR SUNDAY, WHEN IT'S GOOD FOR TWO ADULTS, OR ONE ADULT WITH A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CHILDREN BEING ABLE TO TAG ALONG BEHIND YOU!??!?
WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY FOR THE DUDE BEHIND HIS GLASS CHAMBER TO IMPATIENTLY KNOCK AT ME, AS I SO GRACIOUSLY INVITED ANOTHER ADULT TO ENJOY THE COMFORT OF A DAY PASS ALONGSIDE ME!??!?!?!
Too bad, yo - I would rather have paid my $9 to see this:
I just came in from watching He's Just Not That Into You with my dear friend, Heather Sanderson.
WHATEVER, JOCKS!!! I TOO, CAN ENJOY A MOVIE GEARED TOWARDS THE SENSITIVE FEMALE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.....so what if the movie totally blew, and the only points worth mentioning are the following?!?!?!
the PROS would include:
- the sweet coupon that enabled us free movie snacks, as well as the opportunity to train the young man behind the concession stand, who is now fully learned on how to accept coupons, in exchange for lardy treats.
- getting to catch up with Heather, who had been kickin' it in Utah for the past few months!
the CONS would have to be:
- being seated dangerously close to an overly hormonal teen couple.
- watching Scarlett Johanson trying to look natural with a full head of pony hair stapled onto her stump of a head
All in all....I would give it 3 MadChild's (chud on the left) out of a possible 10.
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, DREW BARRYMORE!!!!!
2 comments:
Blog Pros: use of the term "lard treats" and referring to Scarlett Johannsons head as a Stump
Blog cons: Failing tomention whether or not the TTC nazi let you through with the other person.
CLIFFHANGER!!!
dude i LIKED he's not that into you a whole lot! but then again, i would
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