17.3.09

I bought a BIIIIIKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!


MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, ERRR'ONE!!!!!!!!!
SOME BITCH IS MOVING TO LOS ANGELES, AND THAT MEANS I BOUGHT HER DUMPY-ASSED 21 SPEED BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S 20 MORE SPEEDS THAN I AM ACCUSTOMED TO, BUT I'M SURE I'LL DO SOMETHING WITH THEM!?
I'LL START BY MAKING MY OWN PASTA, STRINGING IT OFF MY SWEET NEW HANDLEBARS, AND DEDICATE ONE OF MY SPEEDS TO DRYING THE PASTA, COOL?!
THEN MAYBE I'LL TAKE UP POTTERY, AND USE ONE OF THE SPEEDS ON MY BIKE TO POWER THE KILN.....
IT'S ALL UP IN THE AIR...LEMME GET BACK TO YOU!!!
STILL - MY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THOSE TRYING TO JAYWALK DOWN SPADINA - WAAATTTCCHHH OOOUUUTTT!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Jodie said...

Whats this about a pasta bike?
Is this Marco's birthday present?

DONT FORGET THE MEATBALL BELL!