Only the interesting ones are monochromatically dressed

Keeping up with your split ends

Manicures/Pedicures

Lady Shoes (and learning how to walk in them so you don't resemble a baby calf)

Stretch Marks

Exfoliating

Eyebrow Maintenance

Smelling Nice

Matching/Purposely Unmatched Accessories

Refraining From Eating The Last Timbit

I TURN ONE YEAR OLDER TOMORROW!

I think that as I age, birthdays are getting more and more exciting for me.

This is how I was feeling on my 7th birthday when I was gifted with not one, but TWO pogo balls:

And this is me, in anticipation for tomorrow:

Please shower me with presents (bouquets, candy, and trips to the country where there are ponies awaiting us)