14.6.10

Only the interesting ones are monochromatically dressed

Keeping up with your split ends
Manicures/Pedicures
Lady Shoes (and learning how to walk in them so you don't resemble a baby calf)
Stretch Marks
Exfoliating
Eyebrow Maintenance
Smelling Nice
Matching/Purposely Unmatched Accessories
Refraining From Eating The Last Timbit

I TURN ONE YEAR OLDER TOMORROW!
I think that as I age, birthdays are getting more and more exciting for me.
This is how I was feeling on my 7th birthday when I was gifted with not one, but TWO pogo balls:
And this is me, in anticipation for tomorrow:

Please shower me with presents (bouquets, candy, and trips to the country where there are ponies awaiting us)


3 comments:

Natasha said...

HAHAHA at both clips, hooray for you for posting these!

annie said...

you!! that Maury clip is such a great image of how I want you to look

PIZZA said...

I WISH I WAS AN EXUBERANT BLACK MAN DANCING FOR HIS LIFE!!!!!