Home Depot Is For Lovers

Inevitably, anywhere you went last night you were crammed to the tits in a small space with overly lovey-dovey couples.
Only a select few couples were choosing bathroom tile, and comparing paint chips with one of my dearest and I on a Saturday night.
If I were you, I would bookmark my genius suggestion for next Valentine's Day evening, when you want to escape a bar full of gropers.
SHoooot - I'll even help you carry home that 20lbs. bag of potting soil!!

1 comment:

Julie said...

I kid you not, there's a Home Depot less than a ten-minute walk from my abode. Also: built-in Harvey's outlet. It is a dangerous place.