Candy Paint My Motor-cicle!!!

Top 5 Worst Internet Rappers

(c/o Hip Hop Wired)

RIFF RAFF

T-Baby

B. Pumper

CHUGGO

Bangs

Not everything should be available to the public

Rasta Braid Mickey Mouse Ear Hat

Let you hair down and have some fun wearing this Rasta Braid Mickey Mouse Ear Hat. The knitted beanie cap features Mickey ears, braids with beads, and bands featuring the distinctive colors of the Ethiopian flag.

PRIMARK!!! MAKE YOUR WAY HERE ASAP!!

Dreams Come True

I'm all about equal (clothing) opportunity....

But these cobs look ridiculous!!!

Dudes #1 and #3 will avoid my wrath...come to think about it, #3 almost looks unoriginal, and ready for a makeover.

But monsieurs #2 (who'll get BEAT if ever Kimbo Slice ever finds out he stole his do-rag) and #4 (farm boy on the far right who fell into a burlap sack, and is sashaying his way into eternity, WITH TANK GIRL SUNGLASSES!) couldn't blend in if camouflage culottes fell from the heavens!

O-U-C-H

Let's rocket back to reality, shall we?

SPONSOR ME!!!!

Scotiabank Group Charity Challenge at the Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon

On September 26, 2010, I will be participating in the Scotiabank Toronto 5k Walk while raising funds for the Alzheimer Society of Toronto.
Support the Alzheimer Society of Toronto by pledging me.
All pledges will receive an official tax receipt (either electronic or in the mail.)

Many thanks to those who are able.

RELEASE YOURSELF

Etsy wishlist - hungover edition

Vintage Style Spun Cotton Elephant w/ Crepe Saddle

Squirrel Bride

Set of 4 Green Floral Cloth Napkins

60s Mid Century Couch ($2500!!!)

Gifs that make you go hmmm....

My generation has wrecked tattoos for me...

IIIIIIIDIOTS!!!!

(I'd love to see this guy, pictured above, when he's 65, with his shitty-ass wrinkled chest boom box, trying to explain the significance to his grandchildren)

I guess what really miffs me about the "I JUST TURNED 22, AND THERE'S NOT A STITCH OF SKIN LEFT THAT ISN'T TATTOOED!" is that they're not thinking anyone but themselves (and even then, they're not stopping to think about their futures).


I understand that if you work in an industry that has you working from home / in a creative environment, you're pretty much left to your own devices.
But think about 20 years down the road.....do you really think you're going to be able to keep the title of "musician/model/stylist," while paying off a mortgage, and contributing to your RRSP?!
I'll be the first to congratulate those that do!!! You've seized your passion, and you've made it work.
But for a lot of us, we have to moonlight as business casual office workers during the day.


For those of us who are city dwellers, perhaps you've noticed the influx.
Living out your 20s and 30s in the big city is a great idea - I 100% agree.
It's a fantastic feeling when you move away from home, and finally feel like you've found a place where you truly belong. But as soon as you consider "settling down," trying to blend in with the other suburbanites (where you thought it might be best to raise your young family), might be a bit more difficult with that "gnarly" Wesley Willis back piece (R.I.P.)

I will agree that "times are changing," and it's a lot more socially acceptable than ever before. But I'm starting to find myself clumping all young adults with a majority of their body tattooed in the same category.

p.s.
those glasses are tattooed onto his fucking face.

THAT AHH BRA INFOMMERCIAL IS THE WORST! THAT BABE WITH THE GUT IS WEARING THE TEEEENIEST BRA! AND THAT'S HER "SINGLE, AND ON THE PROWL" WEAPON!?!?!?!?

If this skirt didn't make me look any more "billowy" than I already am, I'd be inclined to make it a part of my day-to-day wardrobe.
I think there's a part of my brain that makes me seek out clothing/accessories that aim at bulking me up, unfortunately adding to my already husky frame.
I can appreciate the rail-thin broads who pull these looks off flawlessly.
Just be aware that as you leave me in your dust, my fingers are crossed that someday I will wake up with a defined waist, rather than my delicate linebackers frame.
There are multiple items of clothing that I refuse to add into my rotation (unisex t-shirts, "chunky-knit" sweaters, shoulder pads, cropped jackets, wide leg linen pants) and it's to shield the general population from me ambling around the city, hoping that someone comments (positively) on my outfit.
WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC - the chicks who compliment ANYONE (you know the ones!) only to get one in return really bust my balls, man.
"OH - YOU LIKE MY OVER SIZED TANK TOP, AND CROPPED SWEAT SHORTS!?! WELL I SEE THROUGH YOUR ATTEMPT AT GETTING A FREE COMPLIMENT!!!

NOT! GETTING! ONE!

Smell ya later, the weekend's here. (My gripe may continue on Monday - we'll see how the next few days pan out)

Yours,

PIZZA LUVR

How am I only looking at the Topshop website now!?!?!?

WHO WANTS ANOTHER WISHLIST?!
I guess I'm leaning on the "maybe some rich dude w/ extra cheese, and an affinity for my whimsical material likings" pretty hard these days, no?