If only there was a food truck that didn't sell food, but instead exchanged my human-sized jar of pennies for HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

This miracle worker

MORE OF THIS POMEGRANATE TEQUILA!!!

A Jacky Tsai print

Edna Jo who's available for adoption through

Petfinder

Kork Ease Ava Sandals

(that I actually just ordered, so I'm fibbing - I've got cheese to spare on occasion...thanks Canadian Revenue Agency)

Sophie Hulme Double Plate Tote