PVC Bucket-hats! Glitter Spray! JNCO! Haaaaiii never being allowed to partake in any of it (I was the oxford shirt wearing, penny loafer sportin' well-dressed pre-teen that secretly wanted to dress like I was found in a fantasy gutter) TIME TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME!!!!!!!!
Getting a camera from a set of pals (who are probably sick of reading this rag, thinking "I wonder what Alexis is like when she's not sitting in front of a computer, sifting through google images looking at expensive clothes, ratty ol' antiques, etc.?") has unleashed my creative ability to intensify this ship TENFOLD!
IT'S LIKE REALIZING THAT YOUR FAVOURITE CORNER STORE IS OPEN ON NEW YEARS DAY!
Suddenly I need to make up for lost time, and document everything around me that I find hilarious/disgusting!!! I'm probably going to go nuts with taking photos of my surroundings (I've never been known as "that girl that takes photos wherever she goes"), but maybe my interest will intensify, and I will rival popular daily blogs, and reel in thousands of new readers!?!?!? Please stop me if I get to a point where I'm taking photos of my weight watchers frozen dinners (on sale at No Frills!!!), and passing that off as "imperative blog content."
My goals are to stimulate your brains with shit that surrounds me from day to day, and to kick myself to start living in a more interesting fashion. Y'all certainly don't want pictures of me sitting on the couch, watching my Friends boxset, knocking back an entire bag of Smartfood, DO YOU!!?!??!
I've gotten my hands on a few pieces of Jadeite (remember when I was yammering about how much I loved it here), and now I can't stop!!!! (THANKS HEATHER AND BILL!! I'LL CALL YOU WHEN THE PRODUCERS OF HOARDERS HAVE RELEASED ME FROM MY SOON TO BE PILES UPON PILES OF JADEITE)
I swear I have not turned into a boring, old married lady - I am still here to thrill you, and fill your noggin with ideas on what (I think) looks cool, and what certainly does not.
Your kindness, and lack of derogatory comments is appreciated.
MY MIND IS EXPLODING WITH SHIT I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!
about the time that I paid $50 to have fake nails glued to my hands, fumbled around my purse trying to find my house keys, and promptly cut them all off due to frustration.
I WILL BE BACK IN ACTION IN ABOUT A WEEKS TIME! I'm in the process of getting hitched (09/18/2010), and the last minute details are makin' me crazy!
