She's so pwitty....

Dude - it's like I'm in another universe these days.
Weekend street cruisers are dressing like morons!
No joke, I was waiting for the light to change, and I was faced with a teen boy wearing the following outfit that made my ovaries scream (in pain):
light coloured acid wash jeans, florescent high tops, a teeny shirt akin to those available at La Senza Girl, and a jew fro the size of a Pomeranian.
Sloth updates, tales from the subway, and stories about how badly I need a new bike seat....comin' up!!!