When life gives you lemons (aka shitty day at work), you make lemonade (aka pretend you're on a beach somewhere fancaayyy listening to loungey blissed-out sounds instead of the clacking of keyboards)

BEAUTIFUL EXPENSIVE SHIT

Moschino Cheap and Chic printed strech-crepe dress 

($495)

Mother of Pearl Kyrene Shift Dress

($865)

ANYTHING EVER BY ROKSANDA ILINCIC!!!

(this dress in particular - $945 on net-a-porter)

ARISEN FROM THE DEAD

TO POST PHOTOS OF SHIT THAT HAS HAD ME LIFT AN EYEBROW (OR TWO) IN THE PAST FEW DAYS.

Tatty Devine GIANT Lobster Necklace

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO TRACK ANYTHING ABOUT THIS DOWWWNNNNNN

Kate Spade SATURDAY Swim Top

c/o Atlantic-Pacific

Hotdog Pretzel NY

My mom hates you, Tumblr!

"Only If We're Sitting In The All-You-Can-Eat Seats..."

"Only If We're Sitting In The All-You-Can-Eat Seats..." by alexismclaren featuring a leather skirt

Fendi leather skirt, $2,395 / Sugarfree Shoes platform shoes, $83 / Meredith Wendell / DRKSHDW summer hat

Untitled #81

Untitled #81 by alexismclaren featuring a black pencil skirt

Stussy , $130 / River Island black pencil skirt, $32 / Melissa Odabash , $975 / ASOS leather bag / Monki plastic ring, $7.93 / Ksubi circle sunglasses, $270 / OPI nailpolish, $26

The Jam Done (Until 2013)

The Jam Done (Until 2013) by alexismclaren featuring charlotte olympia

Knit sweater / Current/Elliott tux pants, $305 / Charlotte Olympia / NARS Cosmetics / Alessi Giuseppe, Christmas Bauble Presepe Ornament / Tweezerman Holly Leaves Mini Slant, Green 1 Ea

Dress Rehearsal

Dress Rehearsal by alexismclaren featuring wide heels

rag & bone button up shirt / Long coat / Theory pants, $430 / Wide heels, $675 / Oscar de la Renta long ring / Eyeglass / Mimco red lipstick, $26